SURVEY: SECRET SNACKING PLACES

In a survey of 2,000 adults in the United Kingdom, by a jerky company called Peperami (They make beef jerky, they’re not actual jerks. Or maybe they are.) Anyway, the survey asked the strangest places people like to snack in private.
– More than 20 percent say they eat while taking a bath.
– 18 percent of the poll confess to snacking while on the toilet.
– 20 percent admit to picking a piece of food out of the trash which still looked “perfectly fine.”
Places Where People Snack In Secret:
– In bed
– While driving
– In the bathtub
– The garage
– A public stairwell
– In the bathroom
– In a public bathroom
– In an elevator
– In a storage room at work
– During exercise
– In a swimming pool
– A public changing room
– Inside a freezer room at work
* People are pretty disgusting, you know that?
* How did they miss “at church services.”
* So in general, the answer is “I eat wherever I have food.”
* We ARE still talking about food, right?
* I mean, the actual survey question from the Peperami jerky company was, “Where are you jerking it?”