THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Woman Meets Dog Wearing The Exact Same Sweater As Her”
2. “My Dad Was Guilty Of ‘Chippendales Murder’ And Now I Strip To Make Money”
3. “How Much It Would Cost To Actually Become Batman For Real”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Meet Nutr: The Machine That Makes At-Home Nut Milk In Minutes”