NUDIST SEEKS ROOMMATES

The housing market in Queensland, Australia is pretty tight, yet one homeowner is having trouble finding roommates. Naked roommates. The house, in Underwood, halfway between Brisbane and the Gold Coast, comes with lots of amenities like a photography studio, swimming pool, ping pong table, gym and punching bag. The ad, by Facebook user Emilio Spinosa, reads, “Nudist welcome, private, cozy, entertaining and respectful home.” The two rooms are going for $200 a month each. The Nudist house has been listed several times, so it’s assumed he’s having trouble finding tenants.
* It’s a mystery.
* You had me at naked punching bag.
* This guy, this Emilio Spinosa – does he have curb appeal, if you know what I mean?
* The house has a lot of amenities, but mostly he just hangs out.
* What nudist doesn’t have $200 a month? It’s not like you’re spending it on clothes.