COW WASHES UP ON AUSTRALIAN BEACH

A cow carried away by floodwaters in Australia was found wandering a beach. The cow was spotted Tuesday on Duranbah Beach, near Coolangatta, Queensland. Officials believe it was carried away from its home by floodwaters from the recent heavy rains, floated more than 3 miles down the Tweed River from a farm upriver in Terranora, and washed up on the beach after floating out to sea.
* Either that, or it took the bus.
* Who wants some pre-brined beef?
* Meanwhile, the cow was wandering the beach thinking “Where the hell did all the grass go?”
* We call them manatees, but in Australia they’re called sea cows, and this is why.
* Okay. I’ve milked this story long enough.