THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Why Aren’t More Women Figure Skaters Wearing Pants At Winter Olympics?”
2. “Could It Have Been Possible For Someone During The Roman Empire To Obtain Everything Needed To Make A McDonald’s Big Mac?”
3. “Antarctic Penguin Colonies Discovered Farther South Than Normal” (* uhhh… how much farther south can you get before you’re going north?)

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “It’s OK If You Don’t Have Any Friends At Work”