ELDERLY WOMAN FOUND SITTING AT TABLE, DEAD TWO YEARS

The decomposed body of a 70-year-old Italian woman was found sitting at her table — more than two years after she died. Police made the grim discovery after going to Marinella Beretta’s home in Prestino, near Lake Como in northern Italy. They were carrying out a house call to warn citizens about a high winds forecast, and when they received no response at the door they did some investigating and found the body. Neighbors said they last saw the elderly woman in September 2019 — and assumed she had moved away at the start of the COVID-19 pandemic.
* But the Big Mac and fries she had sitting in front of her —- like brand new!
* They found out she died ordering a pizza, and the pizza shop had asked, “What do you want on your Tombstone?”
* Worst case of rigortoni mortis ever.