THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Actress Says She’s Not Taken Seriously When Topless”
2. “Breakfast Around The World”
3. “This Baker Is About To Make You Think Twice Before Eating A Croissant”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Study Reveals All Mammals Take 12 Seconds To Poop”