THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Scientists Find Plant Genes That May Finally Get Rid Of ‘Spinach Teeth’”
2. “Will Climate Change Lead To More People Having Kidney Stones?”
3. “Even Ancient Jerusalem’s Wealthiest People Got The Runs”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Oldest Aquarium Fish In The World Lives In San Francisco. She Likes Belly Rubs”