RULER OF DUBAI MUST PAY $730 MILLION DIVORCE SETTLEMENT

A British court has ordered the ruler of Dubai to pay his ex-wife and their children close to 550 million pounds ($730 million), in one of the most expensive divorce settlements in British history. The High Court judge said Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum must pay 550 million pounds to his sixth wife, Princess Haya Bint Al Hussein, and their two children. He has been married five time before, and divorced every one.
* At least he gets to hang on to his record collection.
* I’m shocked! With that kind of money, he couldn’t work something out with the judge?
* Six wives! Wow. What’s wrong with all these women, do you suppose?
* Six wives! Okay, pal, you’re cut off.
* Why so much alimony? BECAUSE IT’S WORTH IT.