AUSTRALIAN GUYS CLAIM THEY SAW AUSSIE BIGFOOT

Three men in Queensland, Australia claim they saw the country’s version of Bigfoot – which they call “Yowie” – as they traveled home from work. The three workers were driving to the Jimna Base Camp in Australia on Saturday, December 4 when they spotted the “slouched over figure” under a street light and when the figure noticed them, it turned in their direction. One of the men, Seamus Fitzgerald, described the mysterious figure as having “very long arms” and an “apelike” face. He said it ran off “in a very apelike way.” Locals from the tiny town of Jimna, with a population of just 91 people, have reportedly claimed to have seen evidence of the supposed Yowie before. The ape-like creature has orangey-brown hair.
* You mean, like an orangutan? So, yeah, it must have been a Yowie.
* Bigfoot’s idea of how to hide is to stand under a streetlight? Stupid Bigfoot.
* If only smartphones in Australia came with cameras.
* We should send those “Finding Bigfoot” guys over there to find it. I mean, they had so much success finding Bigfoot didn’t they? Or did I miss that episode?
* If you see a Yowie, pull a U-ey.
* Never mind Bigfoot – LET’S CATCH SANTA CLAUS!