THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “What I Learned Eating At 8,000 Chinese Restaurants”
2. “How Social Dynamics Influence The Gut Microbes Of Wild Lemurs”
3. “Seven Brands Of Tights That Won’t Roll Down”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “How To Keep Your Cuticles From Going To Hell This Winter”