THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.
Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “How Luggage Is Loaded On Planes”
2. “Two Years In An Egyptian Prison Taught Me This”
3. “The Definitive Guide On When To Use Foil, Parchment, Wax And Freezer Paper”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Why I Love New York’s Massive Rat Infestation”