THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The 5 Ways Your Nails May Reveal You Have COVID”
2. “British Mom Makes Jewelry Out Of Her Own Breast Milk”
3. “Is This Giant Purple Nipple The Digital Nose Of The Future?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “100-Year-Old Woman Sets World Record As Powerlifter”