THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Turns Out We’re Using Travel Pillows Wrong”
2. “Patio Furniture Shortage Tells Economic Tale”
3. “People Asked This Nun For Her Skincare Routine”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Which Color Banana Is The Most Nutritious?”