PLANE FULL OF SKYDIVERS CRASHES

Another of those ironic skydiver plane accidents happened in Sweden last Thursday. A small plane carrying eight skydivers crashed outside the Swedish city of Orebro. The victims were the pilot and members of a local skydiving club. It’s believed the crash occurred during takeoff. The plane burst into flames upon impact on what appeared to be an open field.
* They didn’t even make it to the dangerous part.
* Has anyone ever thought to put airbags in those parachute packs?
* On the upside, there’s now a cute little clubhouse available for rent out near the airport.
* The crash site is a pretty big jumble. Swedish investigators had to call in a team from IKEA.
* If you’re thinking of joining a local club, maybe pick one for like, playing poker.