THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Untold Story Of The Ripped T-Shirt That Made Rebecca Minkoff Famous”
2. “British Man Stacks Five M&M’s”
3. “The Best Way To Clean Your Ears: With A Spoon”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “One-Armed, Schizophrenic Roller-Skater Charged In Stabbing Rampage”