MOBS OF MOUSES MAKE MALEFACTORS MOVE

You may have heard, a mouse plague is currently ravaging Australia’s farmlands in the southern and eastern agricultural regions. The rodents have been devouring crops and now they’re tearing through a prison in the rural city of Wellington. Up to 420 inmates and 200 staff were evacuated from the Wellington Correctional Centre as the rodents broke in and chewed through essential infrastructure, gnawing through ceiling panels and wiring.
* Mmmmm … ceiling panels and wiring. Yummy!
* This is a job… for Cat Ladies! Come on, you crazy old aunts, it’s your time to shine!
* It’s the curse of Mr. Jingles. (He was the mouse in “The Green Mile.”)
* I can’t believe the giant Australian spiders aren’t eating them.
* Y’know, Australia, you CAN put other things besides shrimp on the barbie.