THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Why Are So Many Women Becoming Witches?”
2. “What Happens When You Shoot A Running Chainsaw Out Of A Cannon”
3. “Here’s What I Want You To Know About Having Diarrhea While Out In Public”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “How TV Cop Shows Can Help Keep You Safe”