AUDIO: 111-YEAR-OLD MAN SAYS SECRET TO LONG LIFE IS EATING CHICKEN BRAINS
Australia’s oldest-ever man says his secret to longevity is eating chicken brains. Retired cattle rancher Dexter Kruger is 111. In an interview at his nursing home in the rural Queensland town of Roma, he said, “Chicken brains. You know, chickens have a head. And in there, there’s a brain. And they are delicious little things. There’s only one little bite.” Nursing home manager Melanie Calvert said Kruger still has a very sharp mind, saying, “His memory is amazing for a 111-year-old.”
* Except that he’s really 52, and he’s got mad chicken disease from eating all those chicken brains.
* Does he take them out of the, uh, ‘container’ first?
* If you don’t like this idea, he says you can also drink monkey blood.
* I’m still going for the shot-of-whiskey-every-day method. Screw the chicken brains.
* These “brains” you speak of, Mr. Kruger… are they small and white and come out the chicken’s butt?
* An 111-year-old guy with chicken brain breath. Nice.
CLIP: Here’s Mr. Kruger ordering breakfast. [Zombie says, “Brains, I want your brains.”]
