THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Scientists Reveal The Worst Time For Older Adults To Drink Tea”
2. “Why So Many People In China Are Becoming Mermaids”
3. “Chrissy Teigen Had Her Fridge Professionally Organized And Showed How To Do The Same”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “How To Talk To Someone Who Doesn’t Make Eye Contact”