COW GIVES BIRTH MID-WEDDING

Back on April 24, Jessa Laws, 32, and her fiancee’ Ben, 38, got married on their farm near Portland, Australia. Midway through the reception, word came that one of their cows was giving birth. The calf arrived at 7pm during the reception in front of several guests soon after the final wedding speech. A few of the guests were farmers, who made sure the calf was delivered safely. In full wedding dress, Jessa ran over to make sure it was okay. At the time, her husband Ben was inside the house when someone told him the news. Ben just laughed and said, “Jessa’s in the mud, isn’t she?”
* The cow said, “I didn’t know what to get you. Do you like it?”
* The bride wore placenta.
* Why does somebody always have to hog the attention?
* Fortunately, the couple is registered at a nearby carwash, so they can hose down Jessica in her dress.