GUY WHO RODE JET SKI TO GIRLFRIEND BREAKS UP

That Scottish guy who last December rode a jet ski across the Irish Sea to get around quarantine so he could meet up with a new gal he had recently met? They broke up. Dale McLaughlan, 28, risked his life when he spent four and a half hours on his jet ski to reach Jessica Radcliffe, who lives on the Isle of Man. He had set off thinking it was a forty-minute trip. McLaughlan ended up being thrown in jail for breaking coronavirus lockdown rules by entering the island without permission. Last week, Radcliffe herself was in court to face charges of attacking another woman on the island. The Mirror newspaper reports that McLaughlan failed to get residency status and was sent back to Scotland, and Radcliffe has deleted photos of him from her Facebook page.
* But what happened to the jet ski?
* Why did Jessica attack the other woman? Was Dale’s jet ski parked outside?
* I guess the moral of the story is: shop local.
* Maybe he found out she actually lives on the Isle of She’s A Man, Baby.
* I’ve never risked my life to get a girl, but I have risked several dinners at Outback Steakhouse.
* See how easy it is to enforce residency rules? What’s Biden’s problem?