THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “If Everyone On Earth Sat In The Ocean At Once, How Much Would Sea Level Rise?”
2. “Godzilla Vs. King Kong: Whose Poops Would Be Bigger?”
3. “Elizabeth Hurley Uses Nude Photo To Shut Down Reports She’s Doing A Reality Show With Her Son”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Internet Tricked Me Into Believing I Can Multitask”