MEN WITH THESE FEATURES ARE BEST IN BED

A new survey, conducted by online marketplace OnBuy.com, asked 4,550 women to list the physical attributes of men they have had the best sex with.
– 73% of the women said their best sex partner had a big… beard. (* What did you think I was going to say? Get your mind out of the gutter.)
– 71% of women said men with brown eyes were best in bed.
– 70% said he had piercings.
– 68% said he had broad shoulders.
– 62% said he had tattoos.
– 53% of women claimed that their best lovers had small feet.
– On the other end of the spectrum, only 37% said their best lover had big hands or bushy eyebrows.
* Sorry, Eugene Levy.
* All I know is, some lucky guy with a beard, brown eyes, a tattoo and small feet had sex with 4,550 women.
* Was this survey held under lab-controlled conditions?
* What’s ironic is, if you asked men about the physical attributes of the best female partner they’ve had sex with, I doubt very many would say she had a beard.
* That was fun. Now I think the folks at OnBuy need to get back to shipping our orders.