FOUR ARRESTED FOR SELLING SUBSTANDARD MANURE

Police in Ajnala, India, have charged four people for selling substandard manure. The Jatinder Kumar Company sells organic material. A local government agriculture inspector took samples of organic manure from Mr. Kumar’s company and found it to be of substandard quality.
* And the flavor was horrible.
* Soon to be a feature film: “Harold and Kumar Can’t Do Anything Right.”
* So it wasn’t the same old crap.
* Did it need more fiber? More corn?
* Substandard manure. It’s such a dirty business.
* Be thankful that, in America, our manure has standards.
* India must have some riveting police TV shows.