FRENCH POLICE BREAK UP 81-PERSON ORGY

An 81-person orgy at a French warehouse was broken up by police last Friday for violating a coronavirus curfew. The sex party in Collegien — about 20 miles outside Paris — also featured booze, sound systems and light installations. Police were alerted when they saw 11 people together in the parking lot. (* “Together” together? Or just together?) Once they went into the warehouse, they discovered the orgy. One investigator said the event was in breach of the curfew, and there were also problems with masks and social distancing, as you might expect at an orgy. Eighty-one people were fined for breaking curfew.
* God, I hope the cops had on their hazmat gear.
* Now that’s what I call a super spreader event.
* Who was that 81st guy? There’s always that one leftover guy just standing around.
* Always bring a date.
* Now the 81 people want to quarantine together.