THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Scientists Have Taught Spinach Plants To Send Emails”
2. “Statler, The Geriatric Fruit Bat”
3. “This Is What Happens When A Buddhist Nun Joins A Heavy Metal Band”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “The Accidental Sex Couch Tearing Facebook Mom Groups Apart”