WOMAN GIVES ROBBER ORAL SEX TO STALL HIM UNTIL POLICE ARRIVE

In Bratislava, Slovakia, a woman reportedly offered to perform oral sex on a gas station robber — distracting and delaying him until police arrived to arrest him. The 24-year-old thief allegedly forced a male employee to hand over money from the cash register early Wednesday. A mystery woman — who is not believed to be an employee — then entered the station through a back door and offered her services. It was unclear if she decided to perform the sex act out of fear of being assaulted herself, but the woman appeared willing to help stall the burglar. Another staff member had already called the cops, who arrived to discover the woman and the robber lying on the floor, the man receiving sexual services from the young woman.
* Guess what the cops said when they got there: “Where’s the stick up?”
* Guy looked at the cops and said: “Well, this sucks.”
* Are they sure she doesn’t just walk into random places and do this all the time? Maybe she’s The Oral Fairy.
* Ladies, this is a perfect example of how a guy’s brain works. “I just robbed a store, the cops are probably coming to arrest me, I’ll definitely be going to jail, but, hey, free sex!”
* So this is where the phrase “By hooker by crook” comes from.