INDIAN GOVERNMENT TO HOLD NATIONAL COW SCIENCE EXAM

The government of India is going to be holding a national cow science exam on February 25. The purpose is to “infuse curiosity” among people and to educate them about the importance of cows. The test will be online and voluntary, according to the Department of Animal Husbandry and Dairying. Agency official Vallabhbhai Kathiria – who last year unveiled a “chip” made of cow dung and claimed that it significantly reduces radiation from mobile phone handsets – also claims that 800 Covid patients have been cured by cow dung, cow urine, milk and curd.
* I’m sorry – where does the science come in?
* He’s saying a cow can cure you, one way or an udder.
* It’s good to see at least one member of the Trump Administration’s science department has found work in India.
* I’m guessing this test will be full of bull.
* Curd cures Covid? Sounds cheesy.