THE ASPARAGUS PSYCHIC PREDICTS FOR 2021

The British woman who uses asparagus to predict the future has made her predictions for this coming year. Jemima Packington interprets upcoming world events by chucking Vale of Evesham asparagus tips into the air and ‘reading’ how they land. Jemima expected Donald Trump to win the 2020 US election. Let’s see what’s coming for 2021:
– Although the impact of Covid-19 will still be felt around the world, the vaccines will bring a return to the new normal by June 2021 although not a return to pre-pandemic days.
– Prince Harry will return to the UK on his own in March when he will be advised there will not be an extension to his current terms as a refugee royal.
– Former President Trump will be disowned by GOP members because of his appalling handling of the US domestic situation. He will not stand for a further term as President and his future is uncertain.
– The world’s population will become kinder and more tolerant as a direct result of the pandemic.
– Big salaries for sports stars and the obsession with celebrities will become things of the past.
– Foreign travel will become an occasional option rather than the norm.
– Extremes of weather will continue. Tropical storms will become more frequent. The Far East will be badly hit.
– Gus will become a popular name for baby boys born in 2021.
* How is this woman not making a killing in the stock market? She’s incredibly accurate!
* We thought you might be tired of fake news and would appreciate some hard-hitting journalism.
* This asparagus she throws into the air – does any of it hit her on the head on the way down?
* The only thing you could accurately predict from throwing asparagus onto the ground is that you’re going to have gritty asparagus for dinner.
* What are tomorrow’s lottery numbers? Let’s roll the Brussels sprouts and see.