THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Which Pasta Shapes Taste The Best?”
2. “Dido – Remember Her?”
3. “If Your Hand Sanitizer Smells Like Tequila Or Vodka, Read This Warning”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Newly Developed ‘Smart Tablecloth’ Can Identify Different Foods And Help Water Plants”