THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Man Uses Mouth To Bounce Ping Pong Balls Off Wall For A Record”
2. “Sneaky Ways The Pandemic Could Be Hurting Your Feet”
3. “Falling Five Stories From A New York Rooftop Changed My Life”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Stouffer’s, The Frozen Food Brand, Is Debuting A Merch Shop Featuring Its Own Clothing”