VIETNAM FACTORY COLLECTED, WASHED, REPACKAGED, RESOLD USED CONDOMS

A factory in Vietnam was caught washing and reselling more than 320,000 used condoms, passing them off as new. The company allegedly had roughly 1,000 of them collected and delivered each month to their facility in Tan Uyen Town, where they were reshaped with a wooden shaft to make them look fresh again, then placed in new packaging. During a raid on Saturday, local police seized a total of 324,000 used condoms. Thousands more had already been sold to unsuspecting customers, according to the Vietnam Insider (* Hey – phrasing!).
* 323,398… 323,399… Yep – EXACTLY 324,000 used condoms!
* How you do go around collecting them? Do you knock on doors? Do you have an “in” with an NBA team? How does that conversation go?
* Selling used condoms. What a bunch of dicks.
* This explains why so many gals at the old swimmin’ hole downriver from the factory were getting pregnant.
* The dark side of recycling.