THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Best Underwear Subscriptions Out There”
2. “Man Becomes TikTok Star For Unusually Long Thumb”
3. “What Does It Mean To Dream About The Number 14?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Some Ticks Pee All Over Themselves While They Suck Blood”