THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Cooling Stick That Fights Sweat And Fakes Sleep”
2. “This Woman Gets Paid To Erotically Sit On Cakes”
3. “80’s Rocker Jon Bon Jovi Is Washing Dishes – But It’s Not What You Might Think”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Demi Moore Explains Her Carpeted Bathroom”