MAN BITES SEAGULL FOR STEALING HIS BIG MAC

A man in Cornwall, England, was arrested last week after biting a seagull who tried to steal his Big Mac. The bird went after the 26-year-old man’s burger, and in response he grabbed the bird and bit it, then threw it to the ground. Officers witnessed the incident and immediately went over and detained the man, who told police officers he was “under the influence of drugs” and was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment. The seagull flew off before officers were able to check on its welfare.
* At least they think he said he was on drugs. His mouth was full of feathers.
* How often does this happen that England has Seagull Police standing by watching how everybody treats them?
* The man added, “I may be on drugs, but the seagull tasted better than the Big Mac.”
* As the man was taken away, the seagull flipped him the bird.