WHAT DO DADS WANT?

What does dad really want for Father’s Day? A new survey of 2,000 Americans conducted by Omaha Steaks finds that these are the things dad wants:
1. An ice-cold beer
2. Juicy steak dinner
3. Glass of whiskey
4. Phone call from his family
5. Peace and quiet
6. An expensive gift (tech, smart phone, etc)
7. Watch whatever he wants on TV
8. To be left alone
9. To sleep in
10. Sports back on TV
11. A cheaper practical gift (socks, tools, etc)
* Yeah, none of that’s gonna happen.
* I’m not feeling from this list that Dad is all that crazy about being a Dad.
* Being left alone with a TV and whiskey. Good times.
* Mother’s Day means Dad takes the kids for the day. Father’s Day means… Dad takes the kids for the day.
* Notice that, according to this list, Dad has already given up on hoping for sex.