EXPECTANT FATHER WANTS TO NAME THE BABY “CUBE”

An expecting parent took to Reddit’s “Am I the A–Hole” forum to seek advice. She writes, “My husband and his parents are all math geniuses and wanted [our son’s] name to include some math reference.” She says he wants to name the baby “Cube”. “Like a Rubik’s Cube,” she said. “I thought he was joking but he was serious.” Despite most of the posters agreeing with he that it’s a stupid name, she writes, “He still wants Cube.”
* Rapper Ice Cube. It’s been done.
* How about Angle-a, like Angela Merkle of Germany?
* Dad sounds like a real blockhead.
* That’s okay. There’s a vet down the block who wants to name his kid “Worms”.