THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “How To Prove Your Love Every Single Day, Based On The Five Love Languages”
2. “Sofia Vergara Urges Fans to ‘Stay Home’ With Smoldering Bikini Throwback Snap”
3. “Where Are All The Trans-Friendly Gynecologists?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Scientists Made a Mouse That’s 4 Percent Human”