THIEVES STEAL EXHUMATION FLUID FROM FUNERAL HOME

The country of South Africa is into its seventh week of coronavirus lockdown and one of the most hated restrictions is the total prohibition of buying or selling any type of alcohol. So to get some, thieves broke into the Rest in Peace Funeral Parlour in Clocolan, South Africa, and stole four gallons of exhumation fluid. Different from the preservative formaldehyde, exhumation fluid is 97 per cent alcohol, usually used to preserve body parts if dead bodies have to be dug up. An official with the Government Mortuary Department said: “If the thieves drink that liquid without watering it right down then they will drop dead themselves.”
* Spoken by someone who sounds like they know just how to drink exhumation fluid.
* The official added that exhumation fluid and orange juice makes a mighty fine Screwdriver.
* Do they dig up dead bodies often in South Africa?
* Maybe they just want to get ahead of the game.