A TATTOO A DAY WHILE IN QUARANTINE

London resident and tattoo artist Chris Woodhead has been getting tattoos since he was 18, but now that he’s forced into lockdown due to the coronavirus, he’s decided to give himself a new tattoo every day until the quarantine is lifted. The 33-year-old says he will continue until he runs out of space. Woodhead already had some 1,000 tattoos at the beginning of quarantine and now, more than 40 days in, his remaining amount of reachable, unused skin is limited. He says, “Realistically, I’ve probably got a month’s worth of tattoo space left.”
* A month and maybe a couple of days, if he decided to do his wang.
* He knows that no one but him is keeping track of his tattoos, right?
* Best of all, all that punctured skin gives more ways for the virus to get in.
* Woodhead? More like Blockhead.
* Aw, I shouldn’t needle the guy. Not when he’s needling himself so much.