WOMAN NOT DEAD YET, WAKES UP IN BODY BAG

A woman in Paraguay was discovered to be still alive in a body bag after being pronounced dead by doctors earlier that day. Gladys Rodríguez de Duarte, who suffers from ovarian cancer, had been admitted to San Fernando Clinic in Coronel Oviedo on Saturday morning after experiencing a severe spike in blood pressure. Two hours later, her treating physician declared the 46-year-old woman dead of cervical cancer, and handed a death certificate to her husband and daughter. While undertakers transported Duarte’s body to a funeral home, they noticed it was moving inside the bag. Mrs. Duarte was rushed to intensive care, where she is currently in “delicate but stable” condition. Her husband, Maximino Duarte Ferreira, has reportedly filed a complaint against the doctor.
* Yes, I’d probably complain, too.
* Dead, not dead… the standards must be looser in Paraguay.
* She “experienced a severe spike in blood pressure”? I’ll bet waking up inside a body bag would cause a severe spike in blood pressure, too.
* Just curious – she’s not suddenly hungry for brains, is she?
* She said she came back from death because she wanted to know who the banana was on The Masked Singer.