FOODS THAT WILL LAST FOREVER

Since we’re all stuck home, wondering how much we should stock up on food, here is a list of Foods That Last Forever:
1. Honey
2. Salt
3. Vanilla
4. Maple syrup
5. Corn Syrup
6. Cornstarch
7. Distilled white vinegar
8. Hard liquor (* yay, alcohol!)
9. Sugar
10. Rice
11. Powdered milk
12. Ramen noodles
13. Canned goods (most can last 30 years)
14. Peanut butter
15. Soy sauce
16. Dried beans
17. Wheat
18. Baking soda
19. Bouillon
20. Non-carbonated soda
21. Instant coffee, tea and cocoa
22. Dried corn
* I challenge your definition of “food.”
* Seriously? Where’s candy? Where’s Twinkies?
* This sounds like the worst Guy’s Grocery Games ingredients ever.
* I wish every president of every consumer goods company would go out to supermarket right now and look at what’s left on the shelves, and then go back and cancel the production lines making those products. Nobody wants Jalapeno & Chocolate Sour Cream-Flavored Tortilla Chips. Nobody. Stop making them. Stop hogging the shelves and make room for stuff people actually want.