ACTS OF MODERN CHIVALRY

From the Bolde website, here are Twenty Examples of Modern Chivalry:
1. He calls when he says he will.
2. He checks you got home safe.
3. He texts during the day to say he was thinking about you.
4. He turns his phone off when he’s with you.
5. He’s open about his plans.
6. He plans dates.
7. He calls instead of texts.
8. He cleans up nicely.
9. He pays the bill.
10. He walks you to your front door.
11. He kisses you on the forehead.
12. He cooks you dinner.
13. He brings you thoughtful gifts.
14. He walks closest to the road.
15. He doesn’t eye out other women.
16. He’s nice to your parents.
17. He gives you real compliments.
18. He lets you order first.
19. He introduces you.
20. He makes sure you’re having a great time.
* Who made up this list? Queen Victoria?
* I don’t know who this guy is, but did he get stuck with the most High Maintenance Girlfriend on the planet or what???
* Well, that list ran out of steam pretty quick.
* “He pays the bill”. What year is this, 2018? #EqualPay, baby!
* In the movies, a guy this perfect usually turns out to be a psycho.
* Wait – I screwed up. This story is about the new Dating Robot from Sony.