THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Here are this week’s Three Dumb Headlines! These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Astronauts May Grown Their Homes On Mars Out of Mushrooms”
2. “Red Lipstick’s Origin Story Is More Complex Than You Think”
3. “Yes, You Should Be Cleaning Your Jade Roller”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I’m Demisexual. Here’s What I Want You To Know.”