WHAT’S BROWN AND SOUNDS LIKE A CORONAVIRUS CURE?

An Indian swami was come up with a sure-fire cure for the coronavirus. Swami Chakrapani Maharaj, president of Hindu Mahasabha, on Friday said cow urine and cow dung can be used for treating coronavirus. He’s telling people to consume cow urine and cover their bodies in cow dung to stop the effect of the infectious virus. Talking to the media, Mr. Chakrapani said that a person who chants Om Namah Shivay and applies cow dung on the body will be saved.
* Well, the science is sound.
* You can almost hear the collective forehead slap over at the World Health Organization.
* This gives you a rough idea of what cow urine does to your brain.
* This is medicine at the intellectual level of Real Housewives.
* I’m starting to think there’s no test for becoming a swami – you can just decide one day to call yourself one.
* Here’s how it works: if you do these things, nobody will come near you, including anybody with the virus.