HOTEL OFFERS FREE ROOM IF YOU MAKE A VALENTINE’S BABY

The Hotel Zed in British Columbia, Canada, is running what they call the Nooner Valentine’s Day promotion. Swing by Hotel Zed with your sweetheart, in either their Kelowna or Victoria locations, and you can enjoy four hours of uninterrupted hotel time between 10am and 2pm for just $59. Plus – if you book a Nooner on Valentine’s Day and then welcome a baby nine months later, the hotel will give you a free Valentine’s Day stay for the next 18 years.
* If you complain to the front desk that the TV doesn’t work, they’ll kick you out.
* If it’s four hours they better include some complimentary cans of Red Bull.
* At least it’s not a deal where you have to name your baby Victoria or, god help us, Kelowna.
* Just be sure to tip your maid… a LOT.