REJECTED LICENSE PLATES FROM THE CONNECTICUT DMV
The Connecticut Department of Motor Vehicles has released a list of their rejected personalized license plates from 2019. There were denied for being too risque, too naughty, or too… who knows why?
– 1SEXYMA
– PLAYBOY
– NURPLE
– MONGA (look it up on Urban Dictionary)
– SXETOZ (sexy toes? Is that so bad?)
– PHATA55 (“Fatass”)
– NOOGE
– G0TP00P
– FRONGOO (A variation of an Italian curse)
– HAMBONE
– 3LOH22A (read it in your rear-view mirror)
– EFOPEC (“F— OPEC”, the oil cartel)
– PA2TEE (“Patootie’)
– DFWME (“Don’t Eff With Me”)
– HUESOS (Spanish for “Bones”. Also, very close to a notorious 10-letter Russian word.)
– ESTRUS
– IDGAFOS (“I Don’t Give A F-word Or S-word”)
– PELOTAS (Spanish for “Balls”)
– KSMYGAS (“Kiss My Gas”)
– BCHEEZ (“Be Cheesy”)
– 3SOME
– FFSAKE (You figure it out)
* The citizens of Connecticut are safe again. From what exactly, nobody knows.
* Also banned: FUDMV.
* The odd part is that Connecticut wants the whole world to know how prudish they are.
* “First Amendment? We don’t need no stinkin’ First Amendment!”
* Thank god nobody has taken away my BIEBER license plate.








