KIDS PASSED ON ROAD TRIP, SO PARENTS TOOK THE MODEM WITH THEM

An Australian couple asked their three kids to come along on a day trip to Warrnambool, a lovely city along the Great Ocean Road, in Victoria. The kids declined to join them because they thought it would be “too boring.” So, Cassie and Chris Langan went on their trip, but they took along the family’s internet modem, so the kids couldn’t get onto the internet. The Langans posted photographs of their modem on Facebook – at the beach, at a museum, having lunch, at an arcade – the modem had all the fun that the kids missed out on.
* And the modem doesn’t whine, “When are we gonna get there?” every five minutes.
* I don’t know … it kind of DOES sound boring.
* In America, these folks would be busted for child abandonment.
* Meh. The kids just took their devices to the library and used the free wifi there.
* Also, to get even, they went through their parent’s drawers and hid all their sex toys.
* PHONE TOPIC: What did your parents do to you to teach you a lesson?