HUMANS ARE GETTING COLDER

We all are probably aware that the normal human body tempertature is 98.6 degrees Farenheit. Well, not so much anymore. According to a new study conducted at Stanford University, the average human body temperature is dropping. Researchers say that the body temperature of men born in the 2000s is on average 1.06 degrees lower than men born in the early 1800s. Similarly, women born in the 2000s have an average body temperature that is 0.58 degrees lower than women born in the 1890s. The study’s authors  believe that our bodies are cooling off in response to changes in our living environment over the past 200 years. Most of us live in comfortable settings, with central heating and air conditioning. The environmental stabilization makes it much easier for our bodies to expend less energy, lowering our body temperature.
* I, for one, welcome our new cold-blooded lizard overlords.
* I thought it all was a matter of where they stick the thermometer in you.
* So stop making fun of your grandma every time she complains about having a chill.
* It’s a good time to buy stock in sweaters.